The worst part about reality? Lack of people with superpowers. Jedi No, X-Men or Batman (Batmen?). The next thing we have is the monks of the Shaolin temple in China. How do you know a lot of kung fu movies and the Wu-Tang Clan songs as possible, the Buddhist monks of Shaolin Temple Kung Fu was developed many centuries ago. These people can do things that normally only see in movies.
Case in point: super-slow motion video of a Shaolin monk takes a needle through a piece of glass without destroying it. Consider that for a second. If this dude can be done, this glass, when he threw on top of your face. Lesson: keep the monks from their mother's sewing kit.
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